Wallace and Gromit By Thomas McPhee Wallace and Gromit have an attitude and they love cheese and the most of all they love cheese on toast and the most of all they love cheese on crackers

First public performance of this poem was at the Asian Student Association Talent Show, Autumn 1999. (Thomas won third place for reciting his poem and singing some children's songs.)

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My Little Bug Sigh By Thomas McPhee I have a little bug Sigh And it will help me travel All the way to the Bahamas And I will go to the Bahamas to see if my ship is all clean And I'll travel to England as fast as I can To go to American beach And I will swim, swim, swim, until the day is done And one more thing you should remember Always have a little bug Sigh So you can go to Ameican beach Goodbye

This poem was inspired by the bug Penelope who sighed so sadly in the book about Space Monkey. To learn more about Penelope, Space Monkey and a host of other characters check out the Monkey Business home page.

Written for the Asian Student Association Talent Show, Autumn 1999 but not performed.